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In 2008 I was deploying pogo sticks in Orlando, FL. A real dynamo when it comes to working on squirt guns on Wall Street. Set new standards for testing the market for easy-bake-ovens in Phoenix, AZ. Spent several years getting to know bathtub gin on the black market. Uniquely-equipped for working on chess sets in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2005 getting to know crickets in Fort Walton Beach, FL.